Freudian slips

Jeff and Bob were talking about Freudian slips

Jeff: Man I was trying to order two tickets to Pittsburgh from this big breasted woman and accidentally said “Two pickets to Tittsburgh!” I was mortified.

Bob: Oh, that’s nothing. I tried to ask my wife Karen to pass the salt at dinner the other night and accidentally said “You stupid fucking bitch, you ruined my life”

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