Frank’s been drinking too much at the dinner party and decides to give a toast to his wife

“To my wife, the love of my life, and the sexiest woman I know. But it’s too bad only one of those three is here tonight!”

There was a burst of laughter from the crowd, but Frank’s wife took it in stride, raising here glass for a toast of her own.

“To my husband, a good provider, and the father of my children. Too bad only one of those could make it.”