A couple of women were playing golf one afternoon. One of the two teed off and watched as her ball headed directly toward a group of guys playing the next hole.
The ball struck one of the men, and he immediately fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and seeing his hands clasped together between his legs, immediately began to apologize. She said, “Please allow me to help. I’m a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow.”
The man managed through the pain to refuse but he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
She persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, put her hands inside and began to massage him. She then asked him, “How does that feel?”
To which he replied, “It feels great, but my thumb is still fucking killing me.”