Four nuns die in a car crash and arrive in heaven

St. Peter tells them in order to enter the kingdom of heaven they each must confess their sins.

The first sister steps forward and says, “St Peter I tried to live a righteous life, but one time I saw a penis.” St Peter says, “okay my child, go to the holy fountain and wash your eyes and you may enter the kingdom of heaven.”

The next sister steps forward and says, “St Peter I tried to live a righteous life, but one time I touched a penis.” St Peter says, “okay my child, go to the holy fountain and wash your hands and you may enter the kingdom of heaven.”

The third sister goes to step forward, and the fourth pushes her out of the way and says, “St Peter, can I go wash my mouth out before she dunks her asshole in there?”

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