Four men and a woman are at a coffeehouse…

The first man proudly says, “I’m better than all of you. I’m a priest, and whenever I walk into a room, everyone calls me “Father””.

The second man replies, “No, I’m better. I’m a bishop, and whenever I enter a room, everyone calls me “Your Excellency””.

The third man then says, “No, I’M better. I’m a cardinal, and whenever I enter a room, everyone calls me “Your Eminence””.

The fourth man says, “Shut up. I’m the best of you all. I’m the Pope, and whenever I enter a room, everyone calls me “Your Holiness””.

The woman just sits there in silence for a few moments, then begins to speak:

“I have 40DD tits, and whenever I enter a room, everyone just says “Oh My God”.

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