Four fathers out for lunch

Four friends were out to lunch one day. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them goes outside for a cigarette. The rest began talking about their families and how life is going. They all have sons so their sons became the topic of conversation.

The first guy says: I am very proud of my son He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He eventually moved up and is now running the company himself. He is now so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.

The second guy says: Damn, that’s terrific! I am also very proud of my son. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns most the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand-new jet for his birthday.

The third guy says: Wow, that impressive! But I too am very proud of my dear son. He went to MIT and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He too is very generous to his friends, in fact he built one of his best friends a 30,000 sq. ft. mansion for his birthday.

The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of their sons. The fourth friend who earlier had gone for a smoke came back and asked, “What’s going on, what are all the congratulations for?” One of the three said: “We were talking about the success of our sons. What about your son?”

The fourth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. That’s about it.

The three friends looking at one another laughing and said: “What a shame that must be, you must be disappointed no wonder you smoke!

The fourth man replied: No, I am not ashamed at all. At the end of the day he is my son and I love him. You make think it’s a shame, but he is doing well in life. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq. ft. mansion, a brand new jet, and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends?

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