Found this one in my 2014 meme stash

A police officer pulled over a car on a deserted highway and told the driver, “Congratulations! You’re the first person here today who was wearing a seat belt and now you’re entitled to a prize of 1000$. What are you gonna do with your money?”

“Well”, replied the man, “I think I’m gonna get a driver’s license.”

“Oh, Ignore him.”, his wife said, “He always speaks nonsense when he’s drunk.”

“I KNEW IT!”, his father bellowed from the backseat, “I KNEW WE WON’T GET FAR IN A STOLEN CAR.”

Then came the voice from the trunk, “Are we over the border yet?”

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