For those of you that never heard an ending to Bender’s joke from the movie The Breakfast Club.

A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She sets the poodle down on the bar and the bartender says “I suppose you won’t be needing a drink.” The blonde says “as a matter of fact, make it a double scotch on the rocks! I was just drying off after taking a shower when I overheard my boyfriend talking to one of his buddies on the phone. He said he was going to hide the salami in that bitch so I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!”

Thanks for finishing this joke whomever you are. It really bugged me not knowing how it could possibly end.

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