For my birthday, my girlfriend said I could either have a Rolex or a threesome.

Both sound cool in theory, but a Rolex is expensive and there’s no way I would be able to please 2 women when I can barely last 30 seconds with my girlfriend. I’d get too nervous. But at the same time my girlfriend’s best friend Aimee is really fucking hot.

After my birthday dinner my girlfriend told me “Aimee is on the way and she’s really horny. I’m getting horny too. Are you ready to fuck both of us?”

I said “No, I just wanna watch.”

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