For a guy i think i have a nice butt,
Because evertime i walk away from a conversation i hear, “What an ass”.
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- Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
- A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.