First visit to a brothel (NSFW)

After several years of loneliness a man visits a brothel. He speaks with the madame at the front desk and he says, “It’s been years since I’ve had sex, and I’ve never been to a place like this before. What can I get for twenty bucks?”

“Hmmm…” says the mistress, “twenty won’t get you much in most places, but I suppose I can let you have the surprise room, just this once.”

“What’s the surprise room?” asked the man.

She smiled back at him, “Well mister, I can tell you can I? It wouldn’t be a surprise. It’s something a little different each time.”

He agreed and she showed him to a room down the hall. He walked in to a room with mirrors everywhere. Mirrors on the walls, the floor, the ceiling, even on the back of the door. In the center of the room was a large cushioned box, covered in red velvet.

He walked over and opened the box, only to find a chicken. At this point, he was still quite horny, and it had been a while… So he figures ‘What the Hell” and makes love to the chicken.

On the way out he thanks the mistress who asks him, “How was it?” He says, “It wasn’t bad, but definitely different. I’ll be back next week with more money.”

A week later the man returns with $40 and once again asks, “What can I get for forty bucks?”

She smiles at him, “Well, do you like to watch?”

“Oh hell yes. I love to watch!” He blurts out.

“Great, you can have the voyeur room.” she beams, and off she leads him down another hall to a door.

He walks into a room with two rows of chairs facing a curtain. There’s another man already in the front row towards the left, so he takes a seat in the back row to the right. Several minutes pass, and the lights slowly fade out. Then the curtain opens to reveal a man, having sex with two beautiful women.

The man, excitedly says, “Wow! This is a great show. Definitely worth the money!”

“Yeah?” says the other guy, “You should have been here last week. There was a man fucking a chicken.”