Father confessions!

Girl : “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” Priest : “What have you done my child?” Girl : “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest : “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?”

Girl : “Because he touched my hand.” Priest : “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl : “Yes father.” Priest : “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.”

Girl : “Then he touched my breast.” Priest : “Like this?” (as he touched her breast) Girl : “Yes father.” Priest : “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

Girl : “Then he took off my clothes, father.” Priest : “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes) Girl : “Yes father.” Priest : “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

Girl : “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.” Priest : “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl : “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”

(after a few minutes)

Priest : “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl : “But father- he had AIDS!” Priest : “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”

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