Fake out clean jokes

Some of my favorite jokes are ones where the set-up sounds like it’s going to be offensive, but the punch line takes it back to clean town. My top 3 examples:

I like my email passwords like I like my ladies… Same one for the last 10 years.

If it wasn’t for the Arabs, we’d have never had 9/11! We’d have had IX/XI.

What do you call a black guy on the moon? *delivered with a bit of disgust* An astronaut, you racist!

Any others like this?

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