Extra seats

A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theater. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man.

“Sir, you’re only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?”

The man groans, but remains seated. The usher becoming impatient with the man,

“Sir, if you don’t get up, I will need to get the manager involved.”

Again the man just groans, which infuriates the usher as he marches off to get the manager. In a few moments he returns with the manager and they both repeatedly attempt to move him without success. At this point the manager calls the police.

A few minutes later the police arrive and the officer the man,

“Alright buddy, what’s your name?”

“Sam.” The man moans.

“And where you from Sam?”

With pain in in his voice Sam replied,

“The balcony.”

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