The Englishman turns to the group and says I’m so disappointed by my daughter I went in her room the other day and noticed a pack of cigarettes I had no idea she was smoking. The scotsman turns and says that’s not as bad as mine I found a bottle of whiskey hidden in her room I cant believe she’s drinking at her age. The Irishman pipes up I think I have it the worst when I went in my daughters room i found a condom and i honestly had no idea she had a penis.
- It was 10 years ago today that my best buddy Dave came running out of the room shouting “ it’s a boy!” with tears tears streaming down his face….
- I just donated 100$ to a charity for blind children