Emily was 30 years old, and really flatchested

Emily was 30 years old, and really flatchested. Depspite bad confidence she headed to a pub on a Saturday night.

After a little while at the pub a handsome man stood by her and asked ”why do you look so sad?”. Well.. Said Emily, you see.. I’ts because I look like a newborn girl in the chest area. If that’s the case I think we should head home together said the man, because I look like a newborn baby boy downstairs.

Later that night they went home to him and he sat down by the end of the bed while undressing. When his underwear came off Emily was absolutely shocked ”but you told me that you look like a newborn baby boy downstairs??” Yes, replied the man. ”20 inches and 7.5 pounds”.

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