Onto his brand new bike and was riding around when a policeman on horseback comes up to him.
“My my son, did Santa Claus bring you that shiny new bike for Christmas this year?”
“Yep, he sure did!” Little Johnny excitedly said.
The officer pulls out his ticket book and says, “Well, maybe next year he’ll get you a reflector for that bike” and begins to write little Johnny a ticket.
The boy looks back at the officer and says, “Gee mister, did Santa get you that horse for Christmas this year?”
The officer lowers his hat and humors the kid and says “Yup, he sure did.”
Well, maybe next year Santa can put the dick on the bottom of the horse instead of the top!”