During a parole hearing.

Officer: Tell me, why should you be released early?

Prisoner: It’s bec…

Officer: Yes?

Prisoner: I think i have…

Officer: Go on.

Prisoner: Can i please finish my sentence!

Officer: Sure, Parole denied.

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