Don’t drink too much liquor. You will go to Hell.

Priest – Don’t drink too much liquor. You will go to Hell. Alcoholic – Is it? What about the guy who sells the liquor? Priest – He will also go to Hell. Alcoholic – Ok, what about the guy who sells pork tacos in the food truck outside the Liquor Store? Priest – He too will go to Hell. Alcoholic – In that case, I have no problem going to Hell.