Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks “When am I going to die?”

The fortune teller replies: “you will die on a major Mexican holiday.”

Trump asks: “Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?”

The fortune teller replies: “ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!”

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