After too much effort during a state visit in Israel, Trump collapses of a heart attack. The Israeli officials take the body and tell the Americans : ” There’s two options.”
” The first one, you pay $5,000,000 and we send the body back to the United States so he can be buried there. “
” Second option, you pay $100,000 and we bury him here in the sacred land of Israel”
After much debating, the Americans decided to pay the larger fee and repatriate the body. Surprised, the Israelis ask them why they chose the bigger figure.
” Well, the last time you buried someone he came back after three days so we’re not taking any chances !”