Donald Trump and Mike Pence are at a banquet at the white house.
A guest notices they are giggling with each other so he gets curious and goes to speak with them.
“What is so funny over here?” Trump replies: ” We’re planning WWIII”
“WOW, and what exactly are your plans?”
Trump replies: ” We’re going to kill 14 million muslims and a dentist”
“Huh, why are you killing a dentist?”
Pence taps Trump on the back: “See, I told you no one would ask about the muslims”