Donald duck walks into a bar…

Donald duck walks into a bar to escape the rain and orders a shot of wild Turkey. The bartender hands him his shot and Sparks up a conversation with the duck. “Hi Mr duck how is your day going,” asks the bartender? “Oh I’m doing good bartender. I’m in and out of puddles all day and living the life as a duck.” While Donald is downing his shot, Ronald duck walks into the bar and orders a shot of wild turkey. The bartender pours him his shot and ask Ronald how his day is going. “Living the dream” Ronald says, “I’ve been in and out of puddles all day long. What more could a duck ask for?” The bartender, questioning why 2 ducks just walked into her bar, goes to clean some tables. When she gets back from cleaning, a good looking female duck walks into the bar. The female duck sits down and orders a shot of wild turkey. “Here’s your shot ma’am” says the bartender, “let me guess, you must be puddles.”

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