Do I Know You?

An older couple from Detroit are driving through Florida one afternoon when they are pulled over by a state police vehicle for speeding.

The patrolman approaches the car, and asks to see the man’s license and registration. His wife, who is hard of hearing, yells out “WHAT DID HE SAY??!” The man responds. “HE SAYS HE NEEDS TO SEE MY LICENSE AND REGISTRATION.”

Looking over the documents, the patrolman says, “Detroit, eh? I spent some time in Detroit a couple of years ago. Nicer than you see on TV.” His wife, again struggling to make out the conversation, yells out “WHAT DID HE SAY??!” The man responds. “HE SAYS HE’S BEEN TO DETROIT, AND LIKED IT.”

The patrolman returns to the car after running the plates and decides to let the man off with a warning. But before he lets them go on their way, he says to the man, “You know, this may seem inappropriate, but I thought this was funny…I once got the worst blowjob of my life in Detroit.”

The wife, still trying to keep up, again yells out “WHAT DID HE SAY??!”

The man responds. “HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU.”

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