A man was in confession asking for forgiveness at his local church. Man: Father I have sinned. Yesterday my girlfriend was leaning against the sofa and she was wearing a short Dress she looked so sexy I couldn’t control myself. I went up behind her and spread her legs and started ramming her from behind uncontrollably. Priest: oh no no they don’t like that sort of behaviour is heaven. Man: No they don’t like it in Walmart either.
- Unvaccinated children are less likely to have autism
- My new puppy just bit the neighbors kid so we had to have it killed