Dirty man

A man was in confession asking for forgiveness at his local church. Man: Father I have sinned. Yesterday my girlfriend was leaning against the sofa and she was wearing a short Dress she looked so sexy I couldn’t control myself. I went up behind her and spread her legs and started ramming her from behind uncontrollably. Priest: oh no no they don’t like that sort of behaviour is heaven. Man: No they don’t like it in Walmart either.

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