Seven guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Kevin’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.
Kevin’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do?
Two days later the six get to the camping site only to find Kevin sitting there with his gear set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the stove.
“Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk Melissa into letting you go?”
“Well, I’ve been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home and Melissa came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘guess who?’ I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, “Do whatever you want.”
So, here I am.