Death: Jack! Your time is up. I’ll take you now.

Jack: Not today please, I have a lot more to do.

Death: Oh no, you’re the first on the list to die.

Jack: Alright, I’ll finish what I’m doing first. Even better, I’ll make you some coffee while you wait. And after I’m done, we can leave.

(Jack put sleeping pills in the coffee and when Death fell asleep, Jack erased his name and placed it at the end of the list)

Death: Woah! My friend, I slept well. You’re a good person Jack, you treated me very well. Because of that, I’ll just start with the last one on the list.

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