Day at the Club

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on the bench rings. A man answers on speakerphone and begins talking. The other guys listen in.

MAN: Hello.

WOMAN: Honey it’s me. Are you at the club?

MAN: Yes.

WOMAN: I’m at the mall now, and found this beautiful leather coat.It’s only $1000. Is it OK if I buy it?

MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2020 models. I saw one I really liked.

MAN: How much?

WOMAN: $90,000.

MAN: For that price I want it with all the options!

WOMAN: Great! And one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000!

MAN: Well then go ahead and give them an offer for $900,000. They’llprobably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000. It’s clearly a pretty good price.

WOMAN: OK, I’ll see later! I love you so much!

MAN: Bye. I love you too.

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He smiles, and says, “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

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