Dave’s in his backyard when he sees his new neighbor over the fence.

Dave’s in his backyard when he sees his new neighbor over the fence. He strikes up a conversation with his new neighbor.

Dave: So neighbor, what do you do for work?

Neighbor: I’m a professional Deducer.

Dave: A Professional Deducer? What’s that?

Neighbor: It’s hard to explain, it’s easier if I show you, watch…

The neighbor looks around Dave’s backyard and spots a doghouse in the corner.

Neighbor: I see you have a doghouse over there.

Dave: Ya

Neighbor: From that I deduce you have a dog.

Dave: Well, ya.

Neighbor: From that I deduce you have children to play with that dog.

Dave: Yup.

Neighbor: Because you have children, I deduce that you have a wife.

Dave: Ya

Neighbor: From the wife I deduce that you are a heterosexual man.

Dave: Yes! That’s really neat how you were able to do that from just the dog house!

The next day Dave is telling a co-worker about his new neighbor’s profession.

Co-worker: Professional Deducer? What’s that?

Dave: It’s actually easier if I give you an example.

Co-worker: Ok.

Dave: Do you have a doghouse?

Co-worker: No

Dave: Fag

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