he gave the robber his money and asked the robber shoot a few bullets in his hat to make it believable to his wife that he was robbed.
he then asked,” shoot a few bullets in the coat while you’re at it, I want to look like I fought you and not look like a coward”
after the robber shot the coat, he said, “shoot a few holes-“
“please, no more holes, I’m out of bullets”
“that’s what I wanted to hear. now give me back the wallet and some more money for the hat and coat you destroyed before I beat you black and blue”