Dave was getting robbed in the desert

he gave the robber his money and asked the robber shoot a few bullets in his hat to make it believable to his wife that he was robbed.

he then asked,” shoot a few bullets in the coat while you’re at it, I want to look like I fought you and not look like a coward”

after the robber shot the coat, he said, “shoot a few holes-“

“please, no more holes, I’m out of bullets”

“that’s what I wanted to hear. now give me back the wallet and some more money for the hat and coat you destroyed before I beat you black and blue”

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