I took my son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.
I got him a Guinness. He didn’t like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Kilkenny’s, he didn’t like that either, so I drank it.
Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn’t. I drank it. I thought maybe he’d like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson’s, nope!
In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland’s finest.He wouldn’t even smell it.
What could I do but drink it!
By the time I realized he just didn’t like to drink, I was so bloody drunk I could hardly push his pram back home.