Dad: It’s time we had “the talk”.

Me: Oh, I already know about dancing the forbidden polka.

Dad: The what?

Me: Ya know, boppin’ squiddles?

Dad: Excuse me..

Me: Slaying the vadragon?

Dad: What?!?

Me: Disappointing the wife.

Dad: Oh sex, right.

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