Crazy Jack walks into the pharmacy
and says to the pharmacist, “Look, I’ve got three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never had three girls at once, so what have you got to keep me horny all night?”
The pharmacist reaches down, unlocks a bottom drawer and brings up a box labeled “Viagra Triple Strength” containing single wrapped packets. He says, “Take one of these and you’ll go crazy for 12 hours.”
Crazy Jack replies, “Hell, give me three.”
The next day Jack slowly walks into the same pharmacy. The pharmacist smiles and asks, “Well, how did it go?”
In answer, Crazy Jack pulls down his pants.
His penis is black and blue and blistered- one of the sorriest sights the pharmacist had ever seen.
Crazy Jack says, “Give me a tube of Icy Hot.”
The pharmacist replies in horror, “You’re not going to put Icy Hot on that, are you?”
Crazy Jack replies, “Hell, no, it’s for my arms. The girls didn’t show up.”
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