Hillary went for a walk one morning and came upon the Washington monument. She asked, “George, what should I do?” After a few seconds a ghostly voice replied, “Abolish the IRS and start over.” She thought about this for a few seconds and continued her walk.
Shortly afterwards she stepped up to the Jefferson Memorial and stopped to ask “Tom, what should I do?” After a few seconds Tom’s disembodied voice replied, “Abolish welfare and start over.”
She thinking about this while continuing on to the Lincoln Memorial, and once again she asked the same question. After a few seconds Abe replied, “Why don’t you take the night off and go to the theater?”