A priest, Jesus and Chuck Norris are on a sinking boat. Jesus starts to walk back to land. Chuck Norris does the same. The priest says “Lord, please let me walk on water”, tries to walk but drowns. When Jesus and Chuck Norris got on land Jesus asked him “Shouldn’t we have told him where the stones are”? And Chuck answered “Which stones”
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