Christmas time. A mailman knocks at the door to deliver a package.

A voluptuous blonde answers it: “Hey honey, I’ll give you your gift upstairs!”

An up they go, where she proceeds to fuck him senseless. After the deed is done, she brings him coffee and 5 bucks.

“What are the 5 bucks for?” asks the mailman.

“Oh, that was my husbands idea. I asked him, “Hey what should we give the mailman?” and he said, “Ah, screw him. Give him 5 bucks.”

EDIT: This is from a book. I just posted it because I hadn’t seen it here before.

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