Cheerios

Two boys are playing in their room when their mothers calls them for breakfast. The younger brother jumps up excited for breakfast when his older brother stops him, “How old are you?”

“I’m nine.”

“Right, and I’m twelve. You’re almost double digits and I’m almost a teenager, it is time we start acting more like grown up. When we go downstairs for breakfast we are going to swear, just like adults do.”

They go downstairs and meet their mother in the kitchen and she asks them what they want for breakfast. The boys smirk at each other then the older boy puffs out his chest and says, “Shit, I think I’d like some Cheerios.”

<smack> The kid catches five across the eyes and runs crying up to his room. The mom isn’t stupid, she knows the younger one was in on it. “So what do you want for breakfast?”, she asked sternly.

“Well you can bet your fat ass I don’t want any fucking Cheerios.

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