A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. He waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her, he found out she was working in a whore house.
The guy says to the cabbie, “Wanna make a $100?”
The cabbie says, “Sure, what do I have to do?”
The guy replies that all the cabbie has to do is go inside the whore house, grab his wife, put her in the back of the cab, and take them home.
The cabbie goes in. A couple of minutes later, the whore house door gets kicked open, and the cabbie starts dragging out this woman who is kicking, biting, punching, and fighting all the way to the cab.
The cabbie opens the door to the cab, throws the girl inside, and tells the man, “Here! Hold her!”
The man looks down at the girl and yells to the cabbie, “THIS AIN’T MY WIFE!”
The cabbie replied, “I KNOW. IT’S MINE… I’M GOING BACK IN FOR YOURS!”