Can’t escape Dad jokes when you’re a Dad…

Son (in crowded store): “Hey Dad, do you know where Mom went?”

Me: (knowing Mom can hear around the corner) “Just ask some people where the most beautiful woman in the store is…”

Mom: (snort-laughs from around the corner)

Me: “…and see if she has seen your Mom.”

Mom: (silence)

Mom: “Can’t lie…that was a good one.”

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