Can your dick touch your asshole?

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, “Grandpa, can I have a beer?” Grandpa replied, “Can your dick touch your asshole ?” The little boy answered no. Grandpa said “Then you’re not man enough to have a beer.”

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, “Grandpa, can I have a cigar?” Once again, Grandpa asked, “Can your dick touch your asshole ?” The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, “Then your not man enough to have a cigar.”

A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie. Grandpa asked, “Can I have a cookie?” The boy asked “Can your dick touch your asshole ?” Grandpa replied, “Hell yeah it can!” The boy replied, “Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me.”

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