California Condor

A man was in court the other day accused of shooting and killing a California Condor. The judge asked the man, “Why on Earth would you kill one of the magnificent creatures?” The man replied, “Your honor, I have been out of work for quite a while and me and my family were hungry with nothing to eat and I looked up and saw this big bird over head so I shot it down and fed my family with it.” The judge said, “That is a tough story. I am sorry for your situation and I will certainly take it into consideration when I sentence you, but by the way, I am a little curious as to what it tastes like.” The man replied, “It’s really not bad. Kind of a mix between a spotted owl and a baby seal.”

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