Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation, walking downtown, window shopping, and they see a sign on a store which reads, “Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.

Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Joe, Lookee here! We could buy a whole gob o’ these, take ‘em back to Georgia, sell ’em and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin’, ’cause if they hear your accent, they might think we’re ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us.”

Now, I’ll talk in a slow Texas drawl so’s they don’t know we is from Georgia.”

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Texas drawl, “I’ll take 50 of them suits at $5.99, 100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.39. I’ll back up my pickup and….”

“The owner of the shop interrupts, “Y’all from Georgia, ain’t ya?”

“Well…yeah,” says a surprised Bubba. “How come y’all knowed that?”

“Because this is a Dry-Cleaners.”

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