Brad Pitt, grabbing a parachute, says: “I’m sorry, guys. My kids need me, my fans need me, I’m outta here.” He jumps.
Donald Trump says: “I’m sorry, too, but I’m going to be the smartest president to ever govern the United States.” He jumps.
Finally, the old man says to the boy: “You know what? I lived my life to the fullest, now it’s your turn. Go ahead and take the last parachute.” The boy looks at the man and responds: “There’s no need for that. The smartest president ever just took my school bag.”