Boy: [kissing girl on couch] you wanna take this upstairs?
Girl: He-he, sure baby. Boy: Awesome! Grab the other end, and try not to scuff the banister.
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- I got a comically small deck of playing cards for my birthday.
- Somebody drove past me on a tractor yelling “the end of the world is nigh!”