Bob goes on America’s Got Talent…

Simon Cowell asks “So what are you going to be doing for us today Bob?”

Bob stands up proudly and exclaims “I will be singing out of my ass today”.

Confused, Simon Cowell shakes his head, but says “Ok, err well, give it all you got”.

Bob turns around, squats down, and shits all over the front row and the judges.

Disgusted, Cowell blurts “well what the fuck was that all about?”.

Bob, slightly ashamed yet somewhat proud of his performance apologises:

“Sorry, I was just clearing my throat!”.


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