Blonde walks into appliance store

A blonde walks into an appliance store, a salesman approaches her and asks “How may I help you?” The blonde responds “I’d like to buy this tv” the salesman says “sorry we don’t sell to blondes” furious the blonde leaves. A couple days later she dyes her hair Brown and goes back, the same salesman is there and says “How may I help you?” She replies “I’d like to buy this tv” again the salesman says “sorry we don’t sell to blondes” again the blonde leaves madder then the time before. Finally a week later the blonde dyes her hair red and goes back for one last try, the same salesman comes up and says “How may I help you?” The blonde says “I’d like to buy this tv” the salesman responds “sorry we don’t sell to blondes” the blonde says “I’ve dyed my hair two different times how have you known I’m blonde both times?” The salesman responds “because that’s a microwave”

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