Traffic cop stops a blonde that sped by him. He asked her for her license, and she replied by asking: “What is a license?” He explained that a license is a square thing with your face of it. The blone ruffles around in her purse for a while, pulls out a small mirror and gives it to the traffic cop. He looked at it and said: “Oh! I see you’re a traffic cop too, you’re free to go.”
- The only cake joke I could remember for cake day.
- A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, my arse hurts!”