Blonde joke walks into a bar.

A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says; “Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?” The big woman replies; “Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I’m blond, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I’m a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. Also the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6’2″, weighs 220 pounds, and she’s a professional wrestler. And next to her is a blond who is 6″5″, weighs 250 pounds, and she’s a professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blond joke?” The guy thinks about it a second and says; “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”

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