Bill Clinton and the Pope die at the same time.

There’s an administrative mix up in purgatory and the Pope is sent to Hell and Clinton to Heaven.

After 20 minutes the mistake is discovered and the mistake rectified. As they’re heading down the escalator Clinton down, the Pope up, the pope says to Clinton “I’m really looking forward to meeting the virgin Mary”.

To which Clinton replies “You’re about five minutes too late”

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