Benjamin walks into a bar and asks for two shots..

The bartender tells him that they have a deal going on right now.

Benjamin replies, “What’s the deal man?”

The bartender tells him, “If you can drink this half gallon of whiskey in five minutes and keep it down for another five minutes, then go out back and pull the angry alligators tooth out and then lastly, upstairs is a woman who has never had an orgasm, if you give her one and do the other two things in that order, you can eat and drink here for free forever”

He exclaims that sounds tough but, “I will try it any way”, so he chugs the whiskey drinks it in time and keeps it down then goes out back. About twenty minutes go by and the people in the bar hear screaming and just pure pain.

Benjamin walks back into the bar all tore up bleeding, stumbling drunk and what not and looks over at the bartender and says now where is that woman who needs her tooth pulled?

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